Monday, April 16, 2018

Monday, April 16, 2018

And another day of mystery clients, talking cars, and red lingerie comes to a close:

“Don’t worry about me Mama, I’m alright.” -- The Gaslight Anthem

Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen’s mystery third client is none other than...Sean Hannity. This shit is hysterical. And now you know why Hannity verbally fellates Trump on air practically every night. Fox News is propaganda. Turn that shit off. Damn it, I dropped my popcorn. Be right back. Or for us old timers: brb.

Sean Hannity says he never retained Trump lawyer Michael Cohen. Mmmm hmmmm. If that’s true, then Cohen just lied to a federal judge.

Read the transcript of James Comey’s interview about Donald Trump.

Trump lashes out at Comey after explosive interview.

Legal fees made up more than 20% of Trump’s campaign spending so far this year. Wow. What a racket.

Windfall from tax cuts isn’t going to workers: Savings are flowing to company stockholders, trickle to hourly workers. “Most of the extra cash from tax savings is going into the pockets of stock shareholders through dividend increases and companies buying back their own stock in hopes of boosting its price.” We all lose when you vote Republican.

The New Yorker and The New York Times win the pulitzer prize for public service. Thank you for your contributions regarding sexual harassment and assault, and for “sounding the alarm on devastating attacks on civil rights during the first year of the Trump Administration.” You know, those “fake news” outlets.

Most of Toyota's cars will talk to each other by 2025.

More than 13% of all organs transplanted in the US now come from people who died of a drug overdose.

Test scores show American students made no progress in reading since 1998, experts speculate standardized tests to blame.

Handmaid's Tale-inspired lingerie seems like a very bad idea, but someone is making it anyway. The red version of the lingerie line has been given the name “Offred.” Christ in a basket, these people.

“The best way to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them.” -- Ernest Hemingway

Life’s short. Live, love, create, and help others.

Until next time, my friends. Good night.

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