Friday, April 20, 2018

Friday, April 20, 2018

And another day of smoking weed, road rage, and Republicans denying the natural instinct to have sex comes to a close:

“There is nothing makes a man suspect much, more than to know little, and therefore men should remedy suspicion by procuring to know more, and not keep their suspicions in smother.” -- Francis Bacon

Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper won't rule out banning marijuana again. Here's why. We need a lot more data than just oh look marijuana was made illegal in 2014 and the crime rate has been rising since 2014. Making the conclusion that the former is the cause of the latter is not good mathematics.

Trump administration will shift federal funding aimed at reducing teen pregnancy rates to programs that teach abstinence. You know, toward a program that has been proven to not work. You know, because people are supposed to have sex. It’s in our genes to fuck. Educate the youth about it.

Kim Jong Un's government says it has suspended nuclear and long-range missile tests and it plans to close a nuclear test site.

Now ICE is targeting immigrants for being married to US citizens.

Alex Jones, Backtracking, Now Says Sandy Hook Shooting Did Happen. Hmmm, a lawsuit got him to see reality. What a waste of flesh he is.

Engineers are leaving Trump’s America for the Canadian dream.

Cops: ‘Irate’ man shot at woman who cut in front of him on I-20 in DeKalb County; woman hit by shattered glass. Because everyone having guns is obviously the answer.

A Texas charter school is apologizing after a teacher gave an assignment to an eighth grade American History class, asking students to list the positive aspects of slavery.

Texas court rules 2015 revenge porn law is unconstitutional.

AI helps grow 6 billion roaches at China's largest breeding site. Because there aren’t enough roaches? They are eventually crushed to make a "healing potion" that cures ailments like stomach ache.

There is a new warning tonight for anyone who has recently bought any type of romaine lettuce: if you don't know where it was grown, throw it out.

Making medical marijuana available might help reduce opioid prescriptions, researchers reported.

Retired couples face $280,000 in health care costs, Fidelity estimates.

Volcano in southern Japan erupts for first time in 250 years.

Fruit flies help explain why a male orgasm matters. Ejaculation is rewarding--just ask a fruit fly. When a male doesn't enjoy enough of it, he's prone to drink. (As fruit flies go, so go human males).

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” -- Marilyn Monroe

Life’s short. Live, love, create, and help others.

Until next time, my friends. Good night.

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